The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

For all you Yankees, some signs that you're Canadian, eh!! :)

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- You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped
my poutine, on the chesterfield."

- You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.

- You drink Pop, not Soda.

- You know that a Mickey and 24's mean, "party at the camp, eh!!!"

- You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.

- You drive on a highway, not a freeway.

- You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.

- You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical
group.

- You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.

- You brag to Americans that; Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion & Mike
Myers are Canadians.

- You know what a toque is.

- You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

- You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always
pronounced "Zed".

- Your local newspaper covers the national news on 2 pages, but requires 6
pages for hockey.

- You know that the four seasons mean: almost winter, winter, still
winter, and road work.

- You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's a warm day.

- You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan".

- You perk up when you hear the theme song from 'Hockey Night in Canada'.

- "Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is more polite
than, "Huh?"

- You understand these jokes, and forward them to all of your Canadian
friends, and then share them with others because you're friendly like
that!